"if you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend.........you don't need an anal...............

LBN-COMMENTARY By JACOB BERNSTEIN:

The reason for this is that the Grammys are fundamentally unlike film awards shows, where small, critically acclaimed films frequently dominate.

Rather, they' re a mutual masturbation society for a dying breed of A&R men, an opportunity to give out year-end bonuses in an industry that cant afford them and is ineligible for a government bailout.

LBN-HISTORICAL COMMENTARY By JOAN CRAWFORD:

If you have an ounce of common sense and

one good friend ,

you don't need an analyst.

LBN-DID YOU KNOW:

***France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.

***Dalmations are born without spots.

***Mens shirts have buttons on the right side; womens shirts have buttons on the left.

***Dutch are the tallest average people.

***An olive tree can live up to 1500 years.

LBN-QUOTE:

"Whenever you see a successful business, someone made a courageous decision." - Peter Drucker.

LBN-HISTORY:

On Jan. 30, 1948, Indian political and spiritual leader Mahatma Gandhi was murdered by a Hindu extremist.