Saturday, August 9, 2008

more....sat 8th august 2008

Friday, August 8th, 2008
One of biggest reunion tours suddenly calls it quits after breaking box office success
By Jeffrey Jolson

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today)

8/8/08 —

The Police announced their remarkable reunion was over, last night at Madison Square Garden, capping a 151-show tour that will finish with $358 million at the box office.

Sting, Stewart and Andy said they were calling quits at the NY gig.

Billboard confrirming theirs was the third highest all time tour at $350 million-plus

It was an odd day to make news, with the opening of the Olympics, Russian states shooting down aircraft and former Presidential candidate John Edwards challenging adultery accusations.

Yet the final concert by the Police made headlines in the “The New York Times,” who said “it was a victory lap, a spectacle, a backward glance, an amen.”

We love and appreciate the 80s trio, but just cannot consider them God-like

The Week in Sex & Scandal: Paris, Eva,

Disney dodges a bullet, Eva nipple censored, Paris for Prexy

By Jody Babydol Gibson

HOLLYWOOD, CA (Hollywood Today) 8/7/08 –EVA’S BREASTS

Gas prices are giving us pain at the pump, IndyMac’s breaking the bank, our homes are in foreclosure, and now they’re not letting us see gorgeous Eva Mendes’s nipple too?
That does it! What is the world coming to?!

Apparently, Calvin Klein who brought us Marky Mark’s abs along with the big bulge in his underwear during those earlier controversial billboard ads is making news again with his new televised commercial for Obsession perfume which has the networks in such an uproar they have it banned in some places!

The ad features a luscious Eva sprawled out on the bed in a sexy negligee and just when you think you’ve seen it all out comes Eva’s nipple!

I say bring it on.


Americans are under enough pressure trying to get through the John McCain ads- don’t take Eva’s nipple away from us too!

Maybe the sponsors will shed some mercy on us and agree to show it after 10pm when the little ones are asleep…


Who is writing Paris Hilton’s material?
! Move over Tina Fey- you’ve got some competition.

“I’ll see you at the debates, bitches,” she said to U.S. presidential candidates John McCain and Barack Obama, according to Reuters.

Paris gets an A+ for marketing and let’s face it guys she looked hot, hot, hot announcing her candidacy in a revealing one piece leopard suit.

This week the talk was Paris Hilton’s commercial with a satirical attempt to ingratiate herself into the political arena and her opening line
“Some white haired dude featured me in his commercial so I guess that means now I’m in the race” was absolutely priceless!

And of course the added mention of “But I’ll just have to change the White House pink” had me on the floor!

Rumor has it her mom is the one who writes a lot of her material which at the very least is not only scandalous, but so very, very Paris!

Watch out Mad TV someone’s got a director’s chair with your name on it!

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